Friday, May 16, 2008

Mexican words of the day!

Ok to I got this email from Rose during Cinco de Mayo but forgot to post it so here it is now. My personal fave is "JULY" and "BRIEF"

'Shoulder.' . . . .My tia wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

' TEXAS ' . . . My ruca always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

'Herpes'....Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

'July' . . . Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

'rectum' . . . I had 2 cars pero my wife rectum!

'Juarez' . . . 'One day my abuelita slapped me and I said Juarez your problem?'

'CHICKEN' . . . . 'I was going to go to the store with my wife pero chicken go herself.

'WATER' …..My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

'BRIEF' …..My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.

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